Once upon a time, I showered every day.

....or at least every other day.



To give you an idea of how busy I have been, I must force myself into showering. I go for extended periods of time without so much as thinking about a shower, until I try to wear a skirt and look at my yeti legs are remember that I can't shave if I don't shower.

My roommate and I often have the shower conversation. We apologize to one another for saying goodbye to our hygiene, then tell each other that we're going to have to just deal with it because we don't have the fucking time to think about a shower right now, okay?


That is all.